5SS-BloodyShovel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

Salad Fingers is the next Houdini!!!

You get the Bordois idea from JTHM? Anyway, great and weird, nothing different from you others... though I feel kinda sorry for the kid, even though he has a hideosely malformed head. Keep um coming!

[num1000 512kb cache mix]

I don't understand.

This is truly a quality flash. How the HELL do you manage to do that with Macromedia? I mean, wow.

[T K H A O T A O]

Waidaminute

If this was a demo for DL, how come it was 46 seconds? Isn't the limit 30?

Well, with a quality flash like that, they should've recruited you. I thought the drawing was great, sound was good, and moderate humour (you can only fi in so many jokes with a short film like that) Keep up the good work! A nice long flash with this knd of quality would be great!

5SS-PsychoWiLL responds:

It had to be at LEAST 30. I think if the script and all was good and within reason it could be within two minutes...

You think this is quality? You should see some of my unfinished stuff.

[Parotts in Bars]

I didn't know there were green cockatoos.

That sucked. Nothing to it. Parrot calling biker pretty boy, biker breaking parrots spine. May the parrots of justice feed on your innards.

[[Early Work] Blue Sky]

Very meaningful.

It is really sad how ignorant people are. Birds are my favorite animal family, I own a budgie (parakeet) and crows are one of the smartest animals. They happen to be very social and able to solve problems. Birds bond with people, they don't just become tame. Demon-kids who like to shoot sparrows with their bb gun... there's a special circle in hell for them. Bastards. Killing any animal for fun will get you in that circle. Bugs don't count. Doing that's hella fun.

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Meh...

S'allright. The poor kitty... I cant help but feel sorry for him. :(((((((((((( I think that kitten should find his owner, and kick his ass! He shall become "THE KITTEN OF DARKNESS" he will eat small children and do other mean stuff! And the owner will live with the thought that this is all because of him! And then the kitten will get tired and take a little cat nap.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Your story scared the kitten because he loves his former owner... ='(

[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Salad Fingers kicks ass at the flute!

Wasnt as disturbing as the other ones... more silly. Like the HC bit where they were at the hair place... and seeing Salad Fingers wuthout a shirt was rather unpleasant, too. Oh well... keep um coming.

[MARIOQ]

Very bizarre...

I loved it! The ukelele was very nice too! I freaking love Mario Paint. I loved when Mario went down the pipe. You should make a game that's sorta like the flyswatting game in MP. That game kicked ass.

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Very nice!

I especially liked Falad Finger's voice. It was soothing, yet very creepy. His face had such a sickly look that was just great. You kinda wanna feel sorry for him, he seems so lonely. But then again, he'll probably accidently throw you in the oven when he goes to make the red water come out. That guy needs help. Or at least a dentist.

[FF: Mixed in Balamb]

Moderateley funny.

Except one part was hilarious. Where it said "Final fantasy VIIVIIIX" I was all "VEEVIX LOLOLOL!" Yeah...

Toonimated responds:

lool, yeah!!! but why 5?